BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – During a recent press conference, a hot mic caught press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre whispering to Dr. Anthony Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, which has now embarrassed the White House.
“It is now more difficult to explain your stupidity, than Biden’s,” she began. “I now believe that it’s unfair and possibly racist, for me have to repeatedly defend white heterosexual males that also happen to be influential idiots.”