BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former President Obama was seen literally begging President Biden not to run again.
“Please don’t subject the people in this country to another four years of your rank stupidity,” Obama said in a compassionate tone. “You obviously have dementia, so most democrats can understand why you regularly come off as an imbecile.”
“Dementia?” Biden responded. “I don’t have dementia. And by the way, are you my limo driver or my chef? You look real familiar.”