BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The United Nations has now confirmed that new North Korean leader Kim Jong-un and Russell from the movie “Up” is the exact same person. While conducting a joint investigation, the FBI and CIA  were suspicious when the top executives from Pixar Animation Studios abruptly left the United States after being questioned. Both federal agencies also stated that they got further confirmation, when every time Kim Jong-un was on the set as the movie was filmed, small dogs in nearby neighborhoods mysteriously disappeared regularly around lunchtime.

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