BREAKING NEWS – Colorado Springs, Colorado – President Biden’s latest fall was denounced as “sad” and an example of “elder abuse” after the video went viral.

After delivering a commencement speech at the U.S. Air Force Academy, Biden took a sudden tumble onto the floor after appearing to trip over a sandbag. Three Secret Service agents quickly raced to steady the 80-year-old president. And for some mysterious reason, Biden then began to feverishly flap his arms attempting to take flight, but according to witnesses, his feet never cleared the ground.”