BREAKING NEWS – Minneapolis, Minnesota – Target’s stock dropped as the retailer spirals deeper into controversy as a result of its 2023 pride collection.

Its shares slipped another 1.22%, which only added to the total 12.6% lost during the first week of the collection, according to Dow Jones Market Data Group. Total losses are calculated to be $9.3 billion in market value.

According to a leaked memo, Target’s top executives are planning on giving the impression that their store went out of business, by removing in the near future late at night, the name of their company that’s currently on their stores, and replacing them with the name “Montgomery Ward”.