BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The Wall Street Journal ran a story on May 26 noting that “The U.S. birth rate is down sharply from 15 years ago, as women report that economic and social obstacles are causing them to have fewer children than they want.”

Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez tweeted that the solution is simple. “To raise the birth rate is easy,” she began. “All we need to do, is to encourage biological men that identify as women, to start having babies. And even if that’s scientifically impossible, then they can always identify as being pregnant, which is the next best thing.”