BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former CNN CEO Chris Licht was fired after losing the faith of the long-struggling network’s liberal employees, who longed for the previous regime’s more partisan strategy, according to insiders and media watchdogs alike.
“He got cancel cultured because he wanted to level the ideological playing field,” stated former CNN host Brian Stelter. “That man wanted to stick to unbiased facts, which has not been our motto since Donald Trump ran for office. The last straw by Licht, was when he removed our secret office from the democratic party headquarters, and fired the person who briefed all high profile democrats of the leaked questions we planned on asking them during town hall meetings.”