BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Members of the press were left laughing after a report that the white powdery substance found at the White House tested positive as cocaine that was probably delivered by the USPS.
“I would like to know, blow-by-blow, who was responsible for this,” CNN’s Sara Sidner joked as she cracked herself up.
“Too soon,” anchor John Berman shot back.
“There’s no ‘too soon’ about this,” co-anchor Kate Bolduan responded in laughter. “No one was injured, as far as we know, and it’s an illicit drug at the White House. Why can’t you actually have a little bit of fun with it?”
President Biden has taken the incident very seriously, and was seen yelling at Hunter, telling him to never use the White House as his mailing address again.