BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Harris’s tenure as President Biden’s vice president has made headlines numerous times for strangely worded and repetitive public statements some call “word salads” and she has delivered multiple statements of that nature this week.

“And so for years we have worked to expand investment in community banks because, you see, community banks specialize in providing loans and financial assistance to small business owners, in particular those in overlooked and underserved communities, including rural communities. And as the name suggests, community banks are in the community,” the vice president proclaimed.

A few days earlier, she said, “You can count on banks. You can bank on it! If you use your piggy bank, you can save enough money, so you can live near a river by the shore along the bank, as long as you haven’t recently filed for bankruptcy.”