BREAKING NEWS Princeton, New Jersey – A Princeton University class curriculum slated for the upcoming fall semester claims that Black people can be considered “disabled” due to the purported systemic racism they face, according to information in a course description.

A class taught by a professor who specializes in women, gender and sexuality studies – Satyel Larson – featured a book called “Permission to Maim.” The book argues that Black people, deemed to be oppressed by systemic racism, can be considered “disabled”.

Upon hearing this, Al Sharpton is now encouraging all blacks to apply for disability, send their monthly checks to him, and he’ll somehow make their lives better. Joel Osteen is now accusing Sharpton of stealing his idea, that he uses regularly on gullible misguided Christians.