BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – Walt Disney Co. CEO Bob Iger is promising to lower the temperature after the company stepped deep into the culture wars under his predecessor and angered many conservatives, according to an analyst’s notes.

Needham & Company analyst Laura Martin wrote in a report released that Iger told investors the day before that his primary goal is to “quiet the noise,” because culture wars are bad for business.

“I’m all for inclusivity and fairness,” Igor said to the investors in the auditorium. “But I think lately, we’ve been catering to way too many freaks.”