BREAKING NEWS – Lincoln, Nebraska – Thieves in Nebraska managed to swipe thousands of dollars in merchandise from a vintage clothing store this summer, but police recently revealed they mostly made off with a bunch of shoes only for left feet.
Upon arrival at the store along O Street, police determined that the suspects stole roughly $20,000 in merchandise, including clothing and shoes. It was revealed last week that the suspects mostly stole single shoes for left feet.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez weighed in on the theft. “Well, seeing that the store has no use for the right shoe, they should try to locate the thieves, and give them the other shoe,” she stated in a tweet. “The men who removed the footwear already feel stupid by not planning ahead, but I feel the owner of the store should help their self-esteem by assisting the men in completing their initial objective. He could also benefit by using my suggested goodwill gesture as a tax write-off/community service.”