BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former President Trump is dominating the polls in all early voting states, putting him more than 30 points ahead of his closest competitor, according to new polling.
Trump, who solidified his standing as the front-runner for the Republican presidential nomination after winning the first-in-the-nation Iowa caucuses, now has his sights set on New Hampshire.
“Why can’t the democrats stop him!” exclaimed Whoopi Goldberg near tears on the “The View”. “Why can’t these states keep him off the ballot? President Biden’s handlers better do something quick! All they seem to do now, is follow him around with paper towels, to wipe the drool off of his chin!”