BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Multiple Democrats and mainstream media figures strongly disagreed with Special Counsel Robert Hur’s report on President Biden and his “poor memory,” insisting that the world leader is “on his game.” 

Democrats like Rep. Dan Goldman, D-N.Y., Rep. Debbie Dingell, D-Mich., and prominent journalists like former CNN reporter John Harwood insisted that Biden is one of the “sharpest” people they’ve dealt with and is more than capable of handling his job as president.

He’s “on his game,” Dingell insisted in a recent cable news interview. “He may often forget names dates, countries, world leaders, who’s alive, who’s dead, and totally unaware of which office he’s holding, but besides that… besides that.” He then pointed at Harwood and began shouting. “Look, I don’t appreciate you putting me on the spot to defend Biden’s mental health deficiencies!”