BREAKING NEWS – Scranton, Pennsylvania – During his visit to a war memorial near his hometown in Pennsylvania, President Biden appeared to imply his uncle was eaten by cannibals after his plane was shot down during World War II.

“He flew single-engine planes, reconnaissance flights over New Guinea. He had volunteered because someone couldn’t make it. He got shot down in 1943 in an area where there were a lot of cannibals in New Guinea at the time,” President Biden said. “They never recovered his body. My uncle knew he was near cannibals, because he emailed my dad and told him, shortly before the batteries went dead on his laptop and cell phone.”