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PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) has been very critical of crocodile skin farms where crocodiles are skinned to make leather bags for brands like Louis Vuitton. Yet they have never made an objection to steel-toad shoes. (My assumption was they’d be hopping mad).