I recently bought some pants from a clothing store. I was told by the clerk that they were wrinkle free. After I wore them a couple of times, and put them a washing machine and dryer, I was enraged! I took them back to the clothing store and shouted at that same clerk, “You told me these pants were wrinkle free!” The clerk calmy responded, “The wrinkles are free. We didn’t charge you for them, now did we?” What the…