I had a very unusual experience when I was at KFC a few days ago. I told them that I wanted a two-piece dinner, and I wanted both pieces to be breasts. When the employee handed me the tray, I notice that both pieces were very small.

“These are not two breasts!” I angrily stated.

“Yes they are,” the clerk calmly responded. “They simply came from a chicken that was flat-chested.”