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“Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When the girls came out to play”
Georgie Porgie’s house was being picketed by women demanding that he register himself as a sex offender.
(Unfortunately, some of these feminist organizations have gotten disturbingly more radical).