jesus-and-adulteress-woman

According to the 8th chapter of John in the bible, after some teachers of the law and the Pharisees brought to him a woman that committed adultery, he knelt down and began writing something on the ground. Some scholars believe he was writing the names of the men who stood before him that had also committed adultery to shame them, while others believe he was writing down some of their sins. I personally believe that he was writing all of their social security numbers. When they knew that Jesus could easily make them victims of identity theft, they all backed down and were terrified. (To drive the point home, I wish he would have included their ATM pin numbers too).