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I went to a Christmas show at a church a friend of mine invited me to. But unfortunately, three of the guys in the choir were roaring drunk and ruined the presentation. One of the ushers threatened to call the police, and I had a similar thought when I was saying to myself, “God arrest ye merry gentlemen.”