I’m always amazed at how gullible people are that never go to church. I actually convinced a neighbor of mine that on the day Jesus was born, people entered the barn to sing Christmas carols because Mary and Joseph installed a Karaoke machine, and next to the manger was a tip jar. I explained that they came up with the idea, to finance Jesus getting a Christian education at a private school. I then added that this is the initial reason why people believe that Jews are extremely efficient at running corporations, and this guy actually believed every word I told him. (The biblical illiteracy in this country is at a very disturbing level).