It is unfortunate that Satan continues to recruit gullible/misguided arsonists, convincing them that if they take his side, they’ll have unrestrained eternal fun in hell.
PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS (ASSUMING YOU LIKE REALLY BAD ADVICE) ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!
It is unfortunate that Satan continues to recruit gullible/misguided arsonists, convincing them that if they take his side, they’ll have unrestrained eternal fun in hell.