Because I’ve always wanted to own a part of history, I purchased some ice from a street vendor, that he informed me was from the actual iceberg that sunk the Titanic for only $650.00. Sad to say, by the time I got home, it had melted. Fortunately, I know how to wheel and deal, and I went back and persuaded the guy that sold it to me, into selling me another block of ice for just $325.00. Once again, my ability to negotiate, confirms that I am at an intellectual level where very few people are. (Pats self on back).
