Once again, a friend of mine proves that she’s not the smartest lady in the room. Recently she has been looking for a job as an in home caregiver for the elderly. When she eventually answered an ad, she told me she found her dream job and was looking forward to living on the west coast, on the shore of the Pacific Ocean. I was a little confused about her having to move that far away, but she explained to me that her duties would involve cooking and “light house” keeping. Idiot.