PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS (ASSUMING YOU LIKE REALLY BAD ADVICE) ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!
It’s amazing how much you can learn from the bible. At church last Sunday I found out that Goliath was from the Philippines, and in the book of Revelation, Jesus had some kind words regarding the church from Pennsylvania. (To be honest, I dozed off a couple of times during that sermon, so I might not have all of my facts straight).