A couple of months ago, my niece met a man she instantly became attracted to at a party, and she foolishly allowed him to move in with her the following day. Within a week he quit his job, told her he has no desire to work, and he sits around her apartment all day drinking beer and watching tv. I told her she should’ve seen the warning signs that he would behave in this fashion, with the most obvious one being his name, which was Lou Zirr.