I recently got dumped by a woman in a very strange way. We weren’t getting along too well, so when I went to her place I asked her if she was ending our relationship. Rather than answer me, she grabbed one of her nephew’s toys and tossed it at my feet. After I stepped over it, she said “There’s your answer, now leave!” As I was walking out the door, I was thinking to myself, “I’ve been thrown under the bus before, but this is the first time a bus was thrown under me.” What the…
