A Christian friend of mine said he converted to Christianity after he had a chilling near-death experience. He told me that after his heart stopped while he was in the hospital, he was floating above his body.

The next thing he knew, he was in the biggest room he had ever been in, with people standing in long lines. By their expressions, it was obvious to him, that neither he nor they were in heaven. There were millions of people in each line and everytime someone would finish in one line they would move to the next one. The amount of lines went as far as the eye could see. He said when he got to the end of the first line, he was told by the person he stood behind that everyone had to fill out some paperwork. They had no choice.

Bureaucratic red tape in hell. If that’s not eternal torment, I don’t know what is.