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A non-Christian friend of mine asked me if there will be any insects in heaven? After thinking about it, I told him that praying mantises will probably get in. And then I explained that angry insects might not make it to heaven, that’s why in the fifth chapter of Matthew, Jesus spoke about the attitude of the bees.