I was walking down an alley the other day, when I noticed a man sitting on the ground with sign next to him that read “need Help”. For some reason at that moment I was overwhelmed with compassion, so I offered my assistance. I told him first of all, his sign was too small. And then I explained to him that the “n” in the word “need” was not capitalized, the word “HELP” did not have to be all uppercase, and there was no punctuation at the end of his poorly constructed sentence. He appeared to be homeless, but I concluded that he must be getting some vitamins from somewhere, by the way he picked up a garbage can and threw it at me.
