I have discovered this week that I should not be a pet owner, because I don’t have the patience when it comes to house breaking. Anyway, I bought a goldfish, and I put some tiny squares of paper on the water, but the goldfish never relieved itself on them. Instead it just watched the paper float by. The really weird thing was, the goldfish gave me the exact strange look the pet shop owner gave me, when I explained to him why I was returning it. What are the odds?