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A friend of mine was telling me he didn’t like going to church because all the preached about was the “resurrection”. When I asked him how often he went to church, he said “Regularly every Easter”. I sort of smiled when he said that, but I was thinking to myself, this guy needs to have his brain cells resurrected.