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Sneezy (one of the seven dwarfs) has amassed quite a fortune over the years, and he said he is very suspicious of any woman that […]

A few years ago, a friend of mine had dinner with a lady on a blind date. According to him, back then women often asked […]

I remember a long time ago, one of my childhood friends called me from jail after he got arrested… again. He told me that while […]

I used to work at a Timex store as a security guard. I took my job serious, and during my shift, there were never any […]

I have a friend of mine that has always been ambitious, recently opened a store that sells nothing but fertilizer. He told me he plans […]

I have a childhood friend of mine married a woman from Canada, and they recently had twins, two boys. When I asked what were their […]

I have a friend of mine that works for a circus, and he and his supervisor walks on stilts. They recently hired a another man […]

I was recently at the dentist, and I was curious about the about the music they played, in the different rooms for the various patients. […]

Lawyer: Well, you got sentenced to death, but I promise you, it could’ve been a lot worse. Defendant: What could be worse than me being […]

I have a lot of admiration for the U.S. Navy. I like the names they gave each individual aircraft carrier and battleship, but I didn’t […]

I think I learned my lesson. Years ago, I was told by a veterinarian not to feed my dog any dairy products, and unfortunately I […]

A 9-11 dispatcher was criticized for not dispatching any police to a fight that was going on in a local Catholic church. The dispatcher explains […]

I have a friend of mine that has girlfriend that is obsessed with everything being gender neutral. When he recently got into a discussion with […]

I have a friend that told me he wants to be a farmer, but he is concerned about neighboring farmers failing at making a profit, […]

A friend of mine wanted my opinion on an argument he got into with a friend of his, he went camping with. He told me […]

I know a priest that is also a pretty good boxer. He said when he is in the ring, he always uses his left jab […]

Some rookie cop recently pulled me over and gave me a ticket… that I plan to fight in court. According to him, he observed me […]

A friend of mine who’s a lawyer, finally got hired as a U.S. Attorney… and within a few weeks, he was fired. His mistake was, […]

I recently visited a friend of mine that’s a chiropractor, at his job. He and his co-workers, were telling me that they regularly rip-off their […]

A friend of mine told me that every time he gets into a heated argument with his wife, she starts watching one of the countless […]

I have a friend of mine that went to a bar, before going to an appointment with an optometrist. When he finally arrived, he was […]

I have a friend of mine that’s gifted at drawing and painting. His favorite subject, is the attire of the members in the Justice League, […]

A friend of mine told me his wife is extremely upset with him right now, even though he thought he was following her suggestion. When […]

A friend of mine, used to work for Motel 6 and Marriott. He said both companies were so bitter towards one of their biggest competitors, […]

I have a friend of mind that says he has a recurring dream, where he keeps seeing some creepy guy from the occult. I told […]

My cousin was in court for a DUI. He told the judge that the cop that arrested him was both physically and verbally abusive. He […]

I have a nephew that lives in Chicago’s inner city. When he was a teenager, he would constantly get into trouble, along with the crowd […]

I have a friend of mine that used to be a cardiologist. Since he retired, he now reconstruct pacemakers. I have no idea where he […]

I heard about a farmer that was so disappointed with his harvest last year, that he said he plans on eating all of it himself, […]

My next door neighbor told me, that his son has been incarcerated for years, and he makes money by creating slogans for other prisoners. I […]

I have a friend of mine that now sells pickles laced with marijuana. He refers to them as “drug dills”. What the…

I just came out with my latest creation. It’s a holiday season breakfast cereal for people who were born in between December 22 – January […]

I have a friend of mine that loves sports cars. But he is so opposed to “gender identification”, that he won’t even ride in a […]

I am seriously thinking about suing the Plaza Hotel for false advertising after I recently stayed there. When I made my reservation, I was told […]

I have a friend of mine that lives in Wyoming. He told me he recently went on a sleighride with a friend of his. The […]

One of the weirdest things I have ever seen, happened when I visited Washington state in December of 1980, about six months after Mt. St. […]

I didn’t get angry that much when I was a child. But back then, when I found out that I had to buy a dispenser […]

A friend of mine that moved to America a few years ago, told me that a collection agency has been calling him every day single […]

I was kicked off of a United Airline and later got arrested, based on my poor choice of words. After we took off, I noticed […]

A friend of was telling me how easy it is nowadays to shoplift. However, when he began drinking a bottle of water outside the store […]

A friend of mine moved to Australia because he created some breakfast food for kangaroos. He recently told me that his cuisine is selling like […]

I was on a block in the business district of a small town, when I noticed upon entry of every store, a bathroom scale. It […]

While recently visiting a zoo, I discovered that reptiles have now embraced the way humans communicate. I saw an alligator on a cell phone, sending […]

Something really strange happened to me when I was driving during a long road trip. I had to stop at a very unusual spot on […]

I have a friend of mine that works in Kentucky, maintaining horses. He was wondering when he gets paid, will it be a check or […]

A friend of mine used to work at the U.S. Mint making coins. He was fired because he was accused of being a shapeshifter, and […]