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My wife booked this room for me, but she didn’t give me the name of the hotel. The person who took the picture took it […]

No math class that I have ever taken, has ever quoted the number, “umpteen”… because it doesn’t exist. I feel only idiots refer to that […]

A friend of mine works at a hotel that caters to zombies. He hates it there and said he can’t wait to get out of […]

When I was in the Air Force, a friend of mine got in trouble after he broke into the chow hall after hours, motivated by […]

I have a friend that is a compulsive liar, and regularly makes up things that aren’t true. He told me that he was going to […]

I witnessed the strangest thing the other day. I saw a cop standing in front of his vehicle. And every time someone would walk by, […]

The place where people park their boats, has no defense when a tornado rolls in. They are nothing more than sitting docks.  

Children can be very creative and weird when they get bored. During Covid at the time there was no school, my next-door-neighbor’s four kids invented […]

Zebras in east and southern Africa received a letter from a group of the area’s deadliest  predators. The letter appeared to be an apology for […]

A friend of mind use to have a poultry farm that was thriving, and he was making lots of money. However, lately he can barely […]

In many business offices, they often have tall rubber or plastic plants. But in my opinion, considering where the plants are, they should be called […]

I recently called a local meteorologist and asked her if there was going to a blizzard the following day. She emphatically told me there was […]

A friend of mine recently bought a cell phone, and put the image of a horse on the back of it. He said ever since […]

I have a friend of mine that’s coroner who’s a coroner, and he said he plans on retiring soon, because he wants to create a […]

Something really weird recently happened after I was looking on my wrist at my new Timex. I didn’t hear the sound of ticking, so I […]

A friend of mine just starting a business, where he delivers food to people’s homes, they are sick and shut-in. He does it using his […]

I was taking a stroll in Atlantic City when I noticed that everyone I went by seemed to be disinterested, blasé, and inattentive. And I […]

I have a friend of mine who is completely tone deaf, and she sounds horrible! I decided to give her a gift that would encourage […]

A friend of mine who is a pilot, recently tried to acquire a small private jet to start a business. His idea was to shuttle […]

I recently went out and bought some knives, and when I got home, I realized that none of them were sharp. In hindsight, I should’ve […]

I have a friend of mine who works at T-Mobile, that is constantly trying to lose weight. And she was insulted when I told her […]

In my opinion, some women are just way too vain and obsessed with their appearance. I based that on the fact that I went golfing […]

I have a friend of mine that works at Goodyear. His job is to make sure that a tag is on every tire, showing that […]

I have a friend of mine that’s a janitor at the Empire State Building. Unbeknownst to the public, janitors in the building compete in a […]

In high school, I was the class clown. Some of things I said were really stupid, even though I wasn’t wrong. For example, one of […]

I recently got a physical, and my doctor told me that I was in great shape. I was so happy to hear that, I got […]

I am thinking about inventing an electronic device for senior citizens. It will be worn on their wrists, and will constantly remind them that they […]

The law finally caught up with a friend of mine for making some very shady business deals. Now the assets of his ice machine company […]

Whenever someone calls 9-11, they should be clear and precise regarding the issue, because things can easily get lost in the communication. Here’s an example. […]

When I was in grade school, I got roughed up regularly by a bully. He promised me that he would always be able to beat […]

A friend of mine told me he called his credit card company, and explained that he owed them so much money, when he died, he’d […]

I have a friend that’s a miner and he works deep below the ground. He’s getting married, his wedding day is next week, and unfortunately […]

A friend of mine is a cop, and he came up with a new design for the vehicles in his precinct. His idea is to […]

I have a friend of mine that just moved to America from Israel, that told me he planned opening up a fast-food restaurant that would […]

I just bought an audio version of Britannica Encyclopedias… and it speaks volumes.

People have all sorts of weird phobias. A friend of mine is terrified of round objects, and I told him he probably has a sphere […]

A friend of mine told me that when he goes on vacation with his kids by car, he warns his children that they will have […]

A friend of mine is really depressed that a lady he wants to be involved with, barely knows he’s alive. He asked me to help […]

A friend of mine that’s also a janitor, told me he got into a heated argument with a co-worker. He told me he was looking […]

A friend told me that he and his entire family are extremely busy this weekend, with each individual completing tasks and running errands. He said […]