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A very attractive woman that I used to date a few years ago recently emailed me, informing me that she was sorry for burning down […]

I have a friend of mine that can be really irritating. No matter what difficult situation I’m going through, he always says he can relate […]

It’s good to know that my ex-wife no longer has anything against me, even though I was an awful husband. In fact, I believe she […]

I am calling on the segment of Americans nationwide that are discriminated against daily by employers, friends, and often family members. This group of people […]

Well, I finally have a police record after I was accused of acting like a terrorist, after being arrested earlier this week. I thought it […]

The following information are excerpts from the book I am currently writing called “Irrefutable Facts”.   Both Genghis Khan and President Harry Truman have vowels […]

I have started a new dating service with a different approach for people that are desperately searching for someone that appears to have that special […]

A very popular locksmith that lives out here got drunk last week, and improperly placed the locks on the bottom of several doors of homeowners, […]

Once again, I have proven my ex-wife wrong!!! She recently bet me $25.00 that I was related to a spineless jellyfish, and a DNA test […]

People, don’t go to Twin Falls, Idaho! I was recently there, and I discovered that the two falls look nothing alike. I will continue to […]

I am now open for business!!! Stop going to these fake mediums and fortune tellers that are nothing but con artists and hustlers! These people […]

Another tv network turned down my idea of a reality show concept I came up with, calling it “morbid”. They also said that even if […]

My next door neighbors are both chess instructors, and are now involved in the strangest divorce I have ever heard of. They never had kids, […]

I recently had my vision examined by a very attractive ophthalmologist . After coming on to her for nearly an hour, she said I had […]

Shortly after I first became a Christian a long time ago, I got a job at a hot dog stand. One day when a customer […]

It was sad to me last week when I found out that my neighbor’s marriage was in trouble, even though they never actually told me […]

I have often heard scientists and astronomers say that math is a universal language. If that’s true, then most of the students graduating from American […]

I’m not a green thumb by anyone’s standards, but what happened yesterday solidified my opinion that this is not my forte. I am so pathetic […]

I was taking a college course last week, but I dropped out of the class because I was angry with my teacher. I got into […]

In my generation it was emphasized to always respect your elders, even though my father’s sister was the meanest person I ever knew. Apparently he […]

A very pretty butterfly has been appearing in my backyard every morning for a couple of weeks. When I went out there yesterday, it was […]

In case anyone wants to know, toasters are primarily for bread, not for steaks that you’re trying to cook in a hurry. At least that’s […]

I know that people that own cemeteries have every right to try to make money because it’s a business. However, I recently saw something that […]

I had a dream that God told me that He would give me control of all the clouds in the sky. One day when I […]

I am proud to say, that 100% of the men related to me served our country. Unfortunately 10% of them were in the Armed Forces […]

A friend of mine named Quincy that everyone calls “Q”, is a brilliant stock trader, and he’s helped a lot of people become rich. I […]

There is some good news for people that reject Jesus Christ. In this life you can die from exposure to excessive heat. But in your […]

I never drink anything that was prepared out of my sight, because I think it might be laced with something. The last time I drank […]

    Here is one of my favorite recipes: 1 quart of vegetable oil for frying 1 egg, beaten 2 cups of dry bread crumbs […]

I just endured a very humiliating break-up when I was dumped by a policewoman. I knew the relationship was over when she saw me crossing […]

It has always irritated me when people that don’t wear watches ask me, “What time is it?” Over the past few years, when someone asked […]

My favorite character in the 1939 classic movie “The Wizard of Oz” was the Tin Man. He was a great actor and he died in […]