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A friend of mine that designs and creates settings for stage plays bet me $20.00 that he could make a tree out of paper machete […]

I spoke to my nephew yesterday, and he told me that he is really disappointed that he is no longer attending the culinary school that […]

My neighbor has five kids. His oldest teenage girl has an extremely rare emotional condition. Every time she is in a boat on a lake, […]

  Once again, a close friend of mine proved to me that he is a brilliant attorney. Earlier this week, he was representing a man […]

I have been a Christian for more than 20 years. If everyone has a guardian angel sent by God, considering the amount of times I […]

Last week I really embarrassed myself in front of some of my friends while were hiking through a forest. As we approached a stream that […]

I recently witnessed the strangest thing I have ever seen at an airport. It started when a  Southwest jet took off that was full of […]

A lot of medical breakthroughs were discovered by accident, which is what I did a few days ago. I was over a friend of mine’s […]

I was teaching my three nephews how to make a hamburger. Tommy and Allen did a good job, but Joe’s was really sloppy. What the…

One of the strangest thing that ever happened to my son when he was a little boy took place a public park. As he would […]

I don’t have a whole lot of faith in the judicial system, because I know for a fact that some people get preferential treatment.  A […]

For the past month or so I have been dating an osteologist (a person who studies human bones). When I finally went by her place […]

I just bought a brand new laptop and I was having some problems setting it. When I made a call for some assistance, I thought […]

I have been writing letters to NASA for over 6 months, and they still refuse to respond because I told them that I plan to […]

Last week, a friend of mine asked me if I wanted to go to the lake with him to catch some trout. I declined the […]

A friend of mine was giving my some tips on how to store food so it doesn’t get “freezer burn”. Freezer burn? How can something […]

The Casablanca Lily is a sweet smelling flower that’s often used in perfumes and weddings, and is a part of Lilium Genus which has more […]

Because a needle cost about .10 cents, I have some serious concerns regarding the intellect of an individual searching for one in a haystack, instead […]

By my own admission, I know very little about how the human body works, which is the reason I recently went to the doctor to […]

One thing that I have leaned over the years, is that never to buy a vehicle from a person you’re dating that’s also a used […]

I recently had to apologize to a vegetarian friend of mine after I unfortunately (again) displayed my ignorance. I told him that I didn’t think […]

Earlier this week, I was babysitting a friend of mine’s 4 month old child, when I became really thirsty. They didn’t have any pop in […]

Almost 80 days ago I began an attempt to break the world record for the longest amount of time an adult has gone without bathing, […]

Sometimes my cousin can be so gullible and easily get ripped off. He actually paid a bike shop $40.00, after they suggested that his son’s […]

My psychiatrist told me about a month ago, that one of my problems is that I’m constantly comparing myself to other people. Last week I […]

What Japanese women wear is called a “kimono”, and it’s not a parachute as I previously thought over the years. To be honest, I should […]

Yesterday I got cursed out by a homeless person when I was downtown. One of them casually approached me and began telling me how hungry […]

While hanging out with a friend of mine at a bar, we actually met the very famous British group Pink Floyd. Soon after arriving, a […]

I am really tired of women stretching the truth trying to impress me. Last summer some lady was telling me that she got her really […]

I was talking to a neurologist who was studying a picture of a woman’s brain when I was in the library last week, and I […]

After doing some extensive research and analyzing patterns, I have discovered that every woman that has ever dumped me and/or kicked me to the curb, […]

I saw one of my neighbors the other day and he was walking on crutches. He told me that he had to use them for […]

I never watch the WWF because the outcome of those so-called “exhibitions” are determined before the wrestlers set foot in the ring. And in the […]

The Winter Olympics is about to start and I maintain my position regarding the sport of curling. Basically, players slide stones across a sheet of […]

A friend of mine called me today and told me that he was in the hospital getting some staples removed from the back of his […]

I rarely contact the police, but earlier this week I felt compelled to. As I was walking out of my home I noticed my neighbor’s […]

My next door neighbor’s daughter who leads a pretty wild life, is pregnant and will soon be giving birth. He said as soon as the […]

I am currently in the hospital with a concussion, because I don’t believe in hurling empty threats. I told the voices in my head that […]

I struck up a conversation with a lawyer while I was at the courthouse downtown, waiting on a friend. He told me he was a […]

My cousin called me yesterday just to brag about his parenting skills. He said he believes that he must have been a really good father […]