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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Sherri Shepherd is leaving “The View” after seven years and freshman…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – “The View” co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck will be joining Fox News Channel…

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  BREAKING NEWS –New York City, New York – Barbara Walters announces that Elisabeth Hasselbeck is not leaving “The View”….

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – ABC is now confirming that 83 year old Barbara Walters is…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – President Obama defends his decision to make another appearance on “The…

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  BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – ABC announces that they are cancelling long-running daytime dramas, “All…

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BREAKING NEWS – Guantánamo Bay, Cuba – In a poll taken of the muslim detainees at GITMO, 100% of them…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – PETA files a lawsuit on behalf of several poultry farmers against…

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