COMMENTARY: For me, it would be the maximum speed of a top fuel dragster (with a tail wind).
Wacky Weekend Questions – What is the most common age for teenagers, when parents can’t stand the sight of these bone-headed disrespectful morons?
COMMENTARY: The most common age by my observation and experience, is any number that has “teen” in it. If they still are living home after […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – For $100,000.00, would you let a dentist pull out every other tooth in your mouth, and it had to remain that way for one year?
COMMENTARY: I would do it in a heartbeat. I would also make some more money in October, using my smile as model of how to […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – To unclog our prisons and criminal courts, would you support a law that would execute criminals sentenced to death, on the same business day they are convicted?
COMMENTARY: That works for me, except if any executions have to take place after normal business hours, it should be postponed until the next day. […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – What personality trait in people really turns you off?
COMMENTARY: For me, I don’t like being anywhere near people that have a lot of pride. And I’m proud to say I don’t have this […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – If a brilliant lawyer is able to get a client acquitted even though all the evidence shows that he/she was guilty, should the judge be allowed to post the attorney’s home address, so angry citizens can go to his residence after they’ve formed a well organized lynch mob?
COMMENTARY: I never considered such an idea… until O.J. Simpson got acquitted.
Wacky Weekend Questions – What would you change if you could re-live your life all over again?
COMMENTARY: One thing I would do, is try figure out a way to prevent stupid, pointless questions from popping into my mind, such as, “What […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Have you ever came up with an idea for an invention, that you later thought was ridiculous?
COMMENTARY: Mine was, dehydrated water. It was simple, just add water and there you are. I don’t use drugs or drink, thus it is still […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – If you could turn invisible for 24 hours, who would you like to backhand?
COMMENTARY: For me it would be a toss up between going to Congress, or my family reunion. Either way, by the end of the day […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you believe people can be really beautiful on the inside?
COMMENTARY: Absolutely not! I’ve seen the inside of people during surgery on the Discovery Channel. The inner workings of both men and women of all […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – If a person is so ugly that their face easily scares small children, should they be precluded from working at grammar schools and day care centers?
COMMENTARY: I take the position that extremely ugly people should be given priority to work at both places. Because corporal punishment is no longer allowed […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – What is your biggest problem with racism?
COMMENTARY: I think that having animosity toward someone based on race is unacceptable under any conditions. I believe we should solely focus more on the […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Would the commissioner of the WNBA be overstepping his authority if he forced some of the women to shave their mustaches?
COMMENTARY: I say yes. And he should also have the sound engineer adjust their voices on ESPN, to take some of the bass out and […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – If a man dumps one woman for a much younger woman, should the jilted woman be allowed to inflict a certain amount of property damage (on him) before it’s considered a crime?
COMMENTARY: Under those conditions, I think it’s ok for a woman to slash either the two front or two rear tires of his car, so […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – How do you feel about cross dressing men?
COMMENTARY: I hate seeing men dressed in drag. Especially when they wear evening gowns and over accessorize.
Wacky Weekend Questions – Can you really beat someone within an inch of their life?
COMMENTARY: Yes you can. However, if you live outside the United States, it will be a centimeter. (I still think the metric system is stupid).
Wacky Weekend Questions – How do you think God should deal with identity thieves?
COMMENTARY: Send them to hell, and also have them pay for the sins of the person’s who’s identity that they stole. (I hope that didn’t […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – What kind of drivers really irritate you?
COMMENTARY: For me, it’s three. Which are: 1. People driving a car considerably more expensive than mine, that are unemployed. 2. Senior citizens who feel […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Which is worst, to get beat down or beat up?
COMMENTARY: I ask this because people regularly threaten to do both to me, and I plan on modifying my medical plan soon. Presently, I’m trying […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – What are the signs around you that tells you that spring is here?
COMMENTARY: For me, it’s baseball games, cars being washed, and watching several of my neighbors openly planting marijuana in their backyards to supplement their income […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you believe in the ancient Mayan calendar as far as their prediction that the world will end December 21st of this year?
COMMENTARY: I question the intelligence of the Mayan that created the mysterious artifact. I am concerned over the fact that nowhere on the calendar are […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – If Jesus had a sense of humor, what would you like to have seen him do?
COMMENTARY: I think it would have been funny, if after he turned the tables over of the corrupt money changers in the temple, he said […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – If you could change anything in politics, what would it be?
COMMENTARY: Easy answer, term limits. No elected official will be allowed to stay in office more than 30 days, which in turn would drastically limit […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Is a hippopotamus really the title of a really “cool” opotamus?
COMMENTARY: To my knowledge, this question has never been addressed on the Animal Planet.
Wacky Weekend Questions – What adjustments are you making in your daily life, because of these skyrocketing gas prices?
COMMENTARY: I am making sure my tires are inflated properly, avoiding rush hour traffic, and to continue to siphon gas from a few of my […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – To really scare the rest of the world, what two past or present politicians would you like to see as President and Vice President?
COMMENTARY: Even though I’m a conservative, I would like to see Congresswoman Barbara Boxer and Al Gore because their last names sound very intimidating. One […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Other than sleeping pills, what do you use to get drowsy?
COMMENTARY: For me, it’s either reading a book, listening to a cd of the ocean’s shore, or watching any speech by Senator Nancy Pelosi.
Wacky Weekend Questions – How do you feel about the U.S. Military allowing women to be in the front lines during combat?
COMMENTARY: If it was up to me, it would be EXCLUSIVELY women in combat, as our new secret weapon. They could help us secure a […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – What do you think should be done about the ongoing problem of the world population growth?
COMMENTARY: The solution is simple in my opinion. We should ban people worldwide from having children for three generations. And then… uh… ok, that probably […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – What is one of the worst inventions ever conceived?
COMMENTARY: Undoubtedly, the crossbar on the male bicycle. There is no purpose for it other than to injury men publicly (for maximum laughs), in the […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – If public schools embraced the same philosophy as nudist colonies, do you think that would eliminate the problem of students wearing gang colors?
COMMENTARY: This has got to be the most idiotic question I ever posed.
Wacky Weekend Questions – What would you do if you happened to have a gun in your hand, while you saw a member of PETA being attacked by tiger?
COMMENTARY: I would calmly ask if the tiger was on the endangered species list plus several other questions, so I could determine what course of […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – What physical quality about the opposite sex really turns you off?
COMMENTARY: For me, it’s excessive armpit hair. However, I don’t mind it if she’s from the German Women’s Olympic Track & Field Team. I think […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Who do you want near you, the moment you die?
COMMENTARY: Probably my son, a couple of my close friends, and a representative from each of the credit card companies I owe money to. (Knowing […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Considering the pathetic choices we’ll have when we vote in November, do you think voting booths should have barf bags?
COMMENTARY: For the counties and state that can’t afford to buy them, a Wal-Mart plastic bag and some breath mints will be ok. Just the […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – If you end up going to heaven, what question would you ask God first?
COMMENTARY: I would ask him why He created flies. It seems to me that their only purpose is to feed frogs, and to hover around […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – What public figure(s) do you think have a very irritating voice?
COMMENTARY: Gayle King, Nancy Pelosi, Richard Simmons, and Eric Holder. If I hear any of them speak for more than five minutes, I feel like […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Are you financially better off today than you were a year from now?
COMMENTARY: I know that question doesn’t make any sense. But if you think that question was weird, wait until you hear the question that I […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – How do you think the economy will be affected if divorces were permanently banned?
COMMENTARY: If people weren’t allowed to get a divorce, the sale of guns and poisons would sky rocket. And the amount of clients would rise […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – What are your plans for 2012 regarding your loved ones?
COMMENTARY: I would definitely like to spend more quality time “away” from them.
Wacky Weekend Questions – How many sleeping pills should be put in the eggnog of the usual idiot that ruins a New Year’s Eve party?
COMMENTARY: The amount depends on how long you want them to sleep, until the party’s over, or until Valentine’s Day (in a mild coma).
Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you feel it is a form of ingratitude, if a recipient of a Christmas gift gets angry when they discover that the merchandise was stolen?
COMMENTARY: I say, enjoy Christmas Day with loved ones, and avoid whining about police matters.
Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you think it’s improper to post on youtube, something idiotic that a drunken co-worker did at a Christmas office party?
COMMENTARY: I think it’s inappropriate to post it during the holiday season. But as of January 2nd, it’s ok to make it public unless the […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – In major cities throughout America, do you think the basics of how to form a gang should be taught in public schools as an accredited course?
COMMENTARY: Even though I concede that organized crime is wrong and illegal, it can still show our youngsters the fundamentals on how to run a […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – How often should a person bathe or shower?
COMMENTARY: I think personal hygiene is extremely overrated. I only bathe the first Saturday of every month. In my opinion, that’s more than enough. I […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – Because I have been diagnosed as being schizophrenic, should I buy any of my multiple personalities a Christmas gift?
COMMENTARY: I suppose if I did buy myself something, I would wrap it with my eyes closed. That way I would be surprised when I […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – If you had the power, other than convicted murderers, who else should receive capital punishment?
COMMENTARY: I would also include people with excessive parking tickets, people that are consistently late in returning books that are in high demand to libraries, […]
Wacky Weekend Questions – To reduce the amount of money the state and federal government gives people to buy food, would you support a law that allowed people to kill and eat pigeons?
COMMENTARY: I think this is a great idea! There is no excuse for anyone to go to bed hungry, when there are free meals all […]