COMMENTARY: If I was on that aircraft carrier, and was ordered by my superiors to clean him, I would have also shampooed his hair and set it in rollers before burying him at sea. Hopefully that wouldn’t violate any Islamic traditions.
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COMMENTARY: If I was on that aircraft carrier, and was ordered by my superiors to clean him, I would have also shampooed his hair and set it in rollers before burying him at sea. Hopefully that wouldn’t violate any Islamic traditions.