BREAKING NEWS – Mandu, India – Hillary Clinton’s visit to India suffered another setback this week as the former secretary of state fractured her wrist after slipping in the bathtub at the five-star resort where she was staying. The website reported that Clinton was taken to a hospital in the city of Jodphur and she underwent an X-ray and a CT scan that confirmed a hairline fracture of her right wrist. Earlier in the week, video showed Clinton slipping on stairs twice as she visited the Jahaz Mahal in the ancient city of Mandu. Currently the democratic party is split down the middle in regards to whether Hillary is more clumsy than she is stupid.