BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton has finally begun her “Who’s Left To Blame Tour”. In each city, the former Secretary of State will be offering a door prize of $500, to the person who can come up with the most people to blame, in addition to the 42 she has in her book. She also said, security has already been informed at all of her stops, to “aggressively” remove anyone during the “question and answer” part of the shows, that alleges anything is her fault.
