BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Super Bowl MVP Tom Brady’s missing ─ and apparently stolen ─ game jersey has been found, and the culprit appears to be a journalist in Mexico. An investigation by Houston police, the FBI, the NFL, Brady’s New England Patriots and other law enforcement authorities ended with the quarterback’s Super Bowl jersey being found “in the possession of a credentialed member of the international media from Mexico,” NFL spokesman Brian McCarthy said in a statement. The suspect confessed that he had stolen it with plans to blackmail Tom Brady who is a close friend of Donald Trump. He acknowledged that his idea was to threaten to destroy the jersey unless the NFL quarterback persuaded the president not to build a wall on the southern border.