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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Burgettstown, Pennsylvania – According to the American Poultry Association, chickens have an extremely high divorce rate. They…

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Aries  ~  March 21 – April 19 Symbol: Ram Element: Fire  Sign Ruler: Mars  Lucky Color: Red Lucky Number: 5 

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, You may find this incredible but I have telekinesis (the ability to move objects with my mind). I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Flying is something I have decided to never do again. I am very uncomfortable that for a few moments during…

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THE REFERENCE TO JESUS IN ALL 66 BOOKS OF THE BIBLE  Genesis – Creator & promised Redeemer Exodus – the…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am 97 years old and no doubt I am on borrowed time. No one lives forever, so…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I went to an auto dealer with a close friend that wanted to buy a compact car. When we arrived…

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A HIGH FIVE  (THROUGH GLASS)

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Several thousand men of the LGBT community are now complaining about…

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BREAKING NEWS – Salt Lake City, Utah – Plans to hold a 13th Republican presidential debate next week unraveled after…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Nike Inc. has unveiled its first power-lacing sneaker — it allows…

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IN LOVE, FOREVER

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Adapted from the 2005 best-seller “Christ The Lord: Out of Egypt,” Cyrus Nowrasteh’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The RNC Chairman Reince Priebus has made it clear that he is angry at…

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BREAKING NEWS – Englewood, Colorado – Former Subway pitchman Jared Fogle was pummeled by a fellow inmate in a prison…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton is said to be genuinely concerned over the relentless intensity of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mytilene, Lesbos – The United Nations as well as Amnesty International is now investigating the immigration policy…

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BREAKING NEWS – Springfield, Illinois – Democratic presidential front-runner Hillary Clinton made another controversial statement while taking part in a…

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