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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – During the third and final debate when the topic of discussion was immigration,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Harrisonburg, Virginia – In the key swing state of Virginia, Andrew Spieles, a student at James Madison…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Two Democratic operatives are out of a job after a controversial conservative activist released…

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FALLING LEAVES

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Members of Hillary Clinton’s inner circle agreed to leverage support for Israel with donors…

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BREAKING NEWS – Paris, France – Models present creations by German designer Karl Lagerfeld as part of his Spring/Summer 2017…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A list of possible running mates for Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton to choose…

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Night Village by Jonasdero

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden weighs in on Donald Trump’s focus on Bill Clinton’s affairs….

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In their next session, Congress plans on voting on a law which mandates that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – North Korean leader Kim Jong Un provides field guidance to Farm No. 1116…

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A WATERFALL, IN THE FALL

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BREAKING NEWS – Hillsborough, North Carolina – A Republican party headquarters in North Carolina was firebombed and a nearby building…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – For the seventh year in a row, Jimmy Carter wins the award for the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – ObamaCare has survived dozens of Republican attempts to repeal and undermine it, but there…

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LIGHT FROM THE MOON

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am 14 years old and I am in love with my English teacher who is 30. I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine who’s a vegan and believes that it’s wrong to kill any living creature including insects, was…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m in the fifth grade, and I got my report card back and found out I received a…

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