BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – In leaked audio from a Virginia fundraiser, Hillary Clinton criticized Bernie Sanders’ supporters and millennials, saying at one point that they are “children of the Great Recession” who are “living in their parents’ basement,” according to Politico. She went on to say, “These lazy unmotivated millennials are following Sanders a.k.a. “Gandalf” (from the Lord of the Rings) like the gullible fools that they are. The difference between me and Sanders is, I’ll promise these naïve brainless youngsters the exact same free stuff he is, while I’m running for office. But he’s stupid enough to actually give it to them if he was elected!”