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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – New York state plans to spend $18.5 million to fund programs…

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BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – In November 1915 a diver named William Deneau discovered what he claimed was a…

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U.S. & World History

U.S. & World History – The “St. Valentine’s Day Massacre” should be more appropriately called the “St. Valentine’s Day Mascara”, as…

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