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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – James Comey said his wife and most of his children supported Hillary Clinton in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sterling, Virginia – In his first interview since being fired, former FBI Director James Comey described President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump tweeted that he hopes “Crooked” Hillary Clinton runs for president again, even…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Hillary Clinton moved to take the heat off Harvey Weinstein Friday by outright calling…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump has now tweeted that he did not record his conversations with then-FBI…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Dr. Phil announces that James Comey will be on his show very soon…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to former FBI Director James Comey’s statement to the Senate Intelligence Committee before…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Senator Chuck Schumer who was outraged at President Trump for firing FBI Director, was…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton’s supporters are continuing to blame everyone for her emails… except Hillary Clinton….

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In hacked emails that were made public by the website D.C. Leaks, Colin Powell…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – U.S. swimmer Ryan Lochte’s four commercial sponsors dropped the 12-time Olympic medal winner…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton tried Friday to “clarify” her widely disputed claim that the FBI director…

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BREAKING NEWS – Moscow, Russia – Taking a temporary break from campaigning, Hillary Clinton left the United States where she…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The FBI has confirmed to a senior Republican senator that agents were sworn to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C – After the testimony of FBI director James Comey on Capitol Hill, republicans are saying…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Americans have not heard the last of Hillary Clinton’s emails. Republicans pumped FBI Director…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – FBI Director James Comey announced Tuesday that despite evidence Hillary Clinton was “extremely careless”…

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