BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In hacked emails that were made public by the website D.C. Leaks, Colin Powell verbally unloads on several people. He referred to Donald Trump as “a national disgrace” and an “international pariah.” He said everything Hillary Clinton touches “she screws up” and “somebody should slap the taste out of her mouth”. Powell referred to FBI Director James Comey as “a professional dufus”. And he emphatically stated he is medically confident that “Joe Biden’s head is as empty as a Halloween Jack o’lantern”.