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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – O.J. Simpson is out of jail, but isn’t staying out of trouble. The…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lovelock, Nevada – Just as he eluded tacklers during his NFL days, O.J. Simpson avoided a media…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lovelock, Nevada – A Nevada parole board decided that O.J. Simpson should be freed after the former…

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BREAKING NEWS – Carson City, Nevada – O.J. Simpson could get out of prison later this year, if a pivotal…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – O.J. Simpson who is up for parole in 2017, stated from prison that it…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lovelock, Nevada – O.J. Simpson stated in a letter to the FX Channel that’s currently airing “American…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The O.J. Simpson saga took another strange twist after the Los Angeles Police…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lovelock, Nevada – Prison officials have announced that they have discovered O.J. Simpson’s secret plan to kill…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lovelock, Nevada – O.J. Simpson received a pounding by a gang of homophobic prison inmates who were…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Al Sharpton states that he feels that the people rioting in Ferguson, Missouri should…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lovelock, Nevada – O.J. Simpson has gone on a hunger strike in prison, saying, ‘I used to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lovelock, Nevada – O.J. Simpson has found God, according to a new report from the National Enquirer,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lovelock, Nevada – After receiving dozens of letters from O.J. Simpson, Amnesty International and PETA have now…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lovelock, Nevada – Officials at the Lovelock Correctional Center are finally acknowledging that O.J. Simpson was caught…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lovelock, Nevada – While serving time in a Nevada prison, O.J. Simpson has now ballooned to over…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – While testifying in open court regarding his 33 year sentence, O.J. Simpson comments…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Former football star O.J. Simpson, appeared in court requesting a new trial. In…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – After nearly 3.1 million people watched her interview with Lance Armstrong, Oprah Winfrey announces…

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BREAKING NEWS – The Hague, Netherlands – Seif al-Islam Qaddafi, the son of toppled leader Muammar Qaddafi, is in talk…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lovelock, Nevada – In a prison interview, O.J. Simpson states that he now has no faith in…

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